Skunk

I suspect a skunk has moved in under my office, where I sit at this computer. There is fresh earth down the bank at the side of the house, a skunky smell before dawn (when you consider my bedroom window is twenty feet out over the water!) and over the last few days Suscipe has been monitoring.

I Googled 'skunk nuisance' and had a rivetting early morning read including a hilarious string from a group of potters who collect road kill to make brushes. It seems I must seal the entrance while the skunk is out, and/or use an ultra-sound deterrent - a dog whistle?

I am a long way from Sussex.